River fishing:
Never forget the camera.

Always check that the car keys are in my wader pocket.

Never take picture while my buddy is fighting a fish, unless he specifically asks me to.

Saltwater fishing:
Check and make sure I got the van keys and that the van is locked after launching the boat.

If possible, I fuel my boat the night before and try not to crap last thing before going fishing, to avoid strong smells. Either way, wash my hands before touching any gear, and use Smelly Jelly.

If the fishing gets slow, break out the food & drinks... always get a fish on when our hands are full.

Gotta have the black box. Check and recheck that my voltage is just right.

Constantly check the drags on the reels, never know when someone has tightened one down without me knowing.

On my boat, I tie all the knots, unless you brought your own gear... but then don't blame me if it breaks off.

-N.