Crapper at Colonial Park on the Root River:

1. I'm not sschizophrenic. You only think we are

2. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

For Hey Yall:

On special occasions
when you shve under yore arms
Well, Im in hawg heaven
and awed by yore charms

You have some'a yore teeth
for which i am proud
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd