This is off the path here but here ya go:
Two guys out fishing one guy asks his buddy how he catches all the fish when they go fishing, He says to his partner first thing I do when I wake up on a fishing day is look to see what side muy wife is laying on, if she is laying on her left side I fish of the left side of the boat, if she is laying on her right side I fish off the right side of the boat. The first guy asks so what if she is laying on her back, he replies I stay home.