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We apologize for any problems or inconveniences this lead may have caused you. If you are not 100% satisfied with the Vision Lead, please box it up and send it back to us. Please be sure to give us your return address as we'll happily mock you to no end, have the "good ol' boys network" harrass you on this here In-Ter-Net thingy, and sign you up for the NAMBLA newsletter and weekely magazine.

We realize that the Vision Lead has some "issues". We are hard at work on a new replacement product that I'm sure everyone will just love. Vision Uranium Sinkers. The work great during day and night!

Currently, we are being held up by our legal representatives, as our only disclaimer on the package is "Do Not Lick". Apparently, for some out there, we might be a little overkill on the disclaimer! We might be forced to change it to "Please, Please, Lick".

Oh yeah, and for you Vision Beta Tackle Testers out there, PLEASE do not bang together the Vision Uranium Sinkers! Last time, we were lucky enough to call that little "accident" at Joe's house "an earthquake".

Your friendly representatives from Vision Hooks & Tackle