Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they
realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth guy: "I just set my
alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a
nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a sweater."