Three guys are standing in front of St Peter waiting to get into heaven. St Peter asks the first guy so how did you die.

The first guy says "Well I suspected my wife of having an afair so I came home early. When I walked in to my third floor apartment I knew something was up so I started looking around for the ******* that has been sleeping with my wife. Well I found him hanging off the balcony. I got so mad that I ran inside and grabbed a hammer and went out and pounded on his fingers. He fell off and landed on his back but he wasn't dead. I went back inside and grabbed the refrigerator, then threw it off the balcony to finish him off. The excitement and the physical exeertion caused me to have a heart attack and here I am.

"Well that is quite a story" says St Peter. Then he asks the second guy "So how did you get here?"

The second replies " Well I was working on the rood of this apartment building when I slopped and fell off. Luckily I was able to catch myself on a balcony when some maniac comes out pounds my fingers with a hammer. I fell off the building but I wasn't dead so the maniac goes back in side and throws a refrigerator out of the building and it lands on me and kills me.

"Well that is some story" then asks the third guy " how did you get here?"

the thrid guy replies "Well I was hiding in a refrigerator...