Why isn't Wal-Mart doing very well in Afghanistan?

All their stores have been turned into Targets.

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Show me a guy you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, and I'll show you a guy with an eleven foot pole.

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What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start.

Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

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So...

Why do cars park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

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Two guys in a helicopter were flying around the Seattle area, when they found they were hopelessly lost. They flew up to the nearest building and the pilot held up a sign to the people in the office reading "Where are we?".

After a few minutes of consultation, the people inside held up a sign stating "In a helicopter".

With that bit of information, the pilot turned away and flew directly to the helipad they were looking for. Amazed, the passenger asked "How'd you know where we were with that answer?"

Smiling, the pilot said "When I received a totally correct answer to my question, but one that was absolutely worthless as far as helping me with my question, I knew we were outside the Microsoft Help Building..."

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Fish on...

Todd.