Back in his inexperienced teenaged youth Rt and a couple of his buddies...not named Stew ventured into a house of prostitution each armed with a 10 spot. They approach the madam with the prospects of getting laid for $10 each. She says that something in that price range was not available at this time and to please come back in 1/2 hour. So after a half hours they return to seek out the same lady who suggested they come back later. She remembers the young lads and gives em the thumbs up for a $10 dollar frolick. RT the good man that he is chooses to bat cleanup allowing his friends to choose who goes first. The first buddy goes up to the room and comes down after 10 minutes. RT and the second buddy get a great report leaving the second guy eager to follow up. The second guy is up there for a full 15 minutes also followed by a thumbs up report. So that leaves RT ready for some action. He goes up to the room...withing 3 minutes he is running down the stairs all wide eyed and out of breath. The madam meets him at the bottom of the stair inquiring as why his state of panic...as he catches his breath he says..." I don't know what happened...I bit her [Bleeeeep!]...she farted and flew out the window!

FJ...out.