typical lawer.....

A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him
out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the
Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10
million dollars is hidden.
The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you
don't tell him!"
The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."