A woman walks into a store that sells VERY expensive Persian rugs. She spots one on the floor that she likes, and walks over to have a look. As she bends over to feel its' texture, she rips this tremendous fart. Immediately she stands up and looks around to see if anyone saw or heard her. As she turns around, she comes face to face with one of the salesmen.
He asks her, "Is there anything I can help you with today ma'am?"
Extremely flustered, she replies, "Er,uh, this is a lovely rug. How much does it cost?"
The salesman pauses for a moment and then tells her, "Lady, just touching this rug caused you to fart. I'm afraid if I tell you the price, you will sh1t your pants!"