Thanks Backlash2, C&E, and Boater1 for the perfect examples of cracker smackers! After they read your's above, no further 'splainin to do. :p

And thanks for taking care of JG's weak [Bleeeeep!], Aunty: "Jerry,
Actually, fishing prowess or lack thereof is not indicative of smack talk mastery. Many 10%'ers are also Masters of Smack.
However, Mastery of smack is indicatve of sexual prowess or a lack thereof. Isn't that right RT?"

Right on about the 10%'er's smackin Aunty. But I'm a little by that profound statement of "prowess or lack"? Geeez, obviously it's got to be one or another, right? Duh. So, which is it? I already know the answer of course , just want to see if you really do. ... btw JG, wait until we show you guys up on the Whidbey bobber downs! (jk)

As for you Barker, I mean Parker ~ I, ah I mean Bob, only picked that boot carcus up for a funny photo op. You were the one that took it back to camp to smoke it and eat it - making most of the guys sick just watching you slather it down. Hope you took a lot of underwear on that trip north!

Hey, where's the other distinct smack style descriptions?