"One that starts with "..and this aint no bullsht" instead of "..once upon a time""

Only a bull shiater has to start a story like that they also use terms like "spitting close" and "scary sharp" and say "I seen a deer...." Then you find out they have been shooting 11's in old lady millers front yard. You sound like a pro.
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Liberalism is a mental illness!