Too late; I've already got one in a local state university and another in a private technical institute. They're both institutions of higher learning that instill proper grammar and writing skills. Unlike, well, you know...

And I haven't had to resort to student loans, either.

But about that "rehab" thing; isn't that for people that must see a professional mental health counselor regularly because they can't cope with reality so they create their own through destructive behavior? I've heard some people are in rehab for as long as 16 years or more.