KT,

My kids have no dad but me, thank you for your concern. I partially paid their ways through highly selective colleges and universities by driving a Chrysler minivan long after it was worn out. Major credit for their academic achievement is all theirs, due to their academic excellence and resulting scholarships.

When your kids have their BSs and MSs from Smith, Stanford, and Wesleyan, come back, and we can talk education excellence. Meanwhile you're a short bus Wazzo pud.