"W" was scheduled to visit an Episcopal Church outside Washington. Bush's campaign manager visits the Priest, and says,"We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Episcopalians because of our position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say that the President is a saint."

The Priest thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The church needs funds so I'll do it."

Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug. The sermon progresses. The Priest begins his homily: "George W. Bush is petty, a
self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and alow-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had
the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. Heis the worst example of an Episcopalian I've ever personally known.But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."