Here's another Friday funny:

A guy walks into his place carrying a sheep under his arm. His girlfriend looks up from her reading as the guy says "Here's the pig I sleep with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend says "If you'd take the time to look, you might notice that that's a sheep under your arm.".
To which the guy replied "If you'd take time to notice, you might figure out that I'm not talking to you!".
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"I didn't care what she didn't 'low--I would boogie-woogie anyhow" John Lee Hooker