a boy is in school when the class begins to discuss the careers of the kids parents.....when the conversation ge around to lil billy he says" my father works in a bar where he dances for other men in his underwear, and sometimes they put money in his underwear... if they give him enbough money then he takes them to a room with alot of couches in it.....

after class the teacher keeps billy after class and asks him if what he told the class about his father is true......

billy gives an ashamed look and says......"well i made that up'

the puzzled teacher asked him why so billy tells her " i was too ashamed to tell the truth"

"well what is the truth" demanded the teacher

"that my father is a consultant for the bush administration" replied billy
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