Sard don't post any recipes. Some moron will blow their fingers off and then complain it was your fault for tempting him with the directions. Or you'll just get this thread deleted. I'm not sure which is more likely.

And why is it always guys doing this stupid crap? Whenever a gal comes in for stitches it always with a reasonable story like how she cut herself on a broken glass while doing the dishes.

When a guy comes for stitches its usually with a story involving beer, something sharp, and/or fire. Like the newly returned army vet who got into a knife fight with a peace sign. He decided he didn't like the sign hanging on the fence in downtown Olympia, so he was going to cut it down. His hand slipped and swishhh right across the forehead with the blade. Of course he had drank about a half rack of beer, and wasn't listening to his girlfriend. It wasn't a bad laceration. And he was a pretty funny guy. I'd drink with him, but I'd think twice about letting him chop wood.

It'll be finger-blowing season soon enough. The 4th is just a few weeks away.

And the whole point of the post was to illustrate what a waste of money Homeland Security has been.