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Originally posted by churchgoer:
Laugh if you will, but the second coming is near. The tsunamis, earthquakes, huricanes, AIDS epidemic, global warming and worldwide famine are all signs. Those who have faith in GOD know he is responcible.
You mean like the disasters, eruptions, plagues, famines, and climatic changes that have been happening for the last 4000 years of recorded history?

When the apocalypse comes, can I have all your stuff?

Wasn't Jeezis coming back on Y2K? I bet you still have your unused generator and stockpile of bibles left over from that.

I talk to The Lord. He and I are thick as thieves. Got him on speed dial. If you sign me over the title to your house & car I'll put in a good word for ya, even get ya a spot next to him at the bingo hall in heaven....Oh wait, he only lets you in if you dress your family up and pretend like you are on an episode of "Little House on the Prairie."....Sorry.
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