I gotta give you credit 'rhoid. You are a droll fellow. Assuming you are a fellow. Oh well a little assuming shouldn't be all bad.
I really wish you would lighten up a bit tho. You are far too serious for your own well being. The Maharishi Urea Mildew says. "A little narcissism is good for the soul. And it helps one know when to wipe." Straighten up, smell the daisies for a change.