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Originally posted by VHawk:
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Let's say I break into your house...But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do.
Is it a girl breaking into the house? I'd say wear something sexy after you're done cleaning the bathrooms.
No kidding this sounds exactly like an ex-girlfriend of mine.

Especially the part about coming over uninvited, paying for her education, food, healthcare, transportation, clothes, and if you try to kick her out she runs and tells all her friends & family what a total jerk you are and they protest by harrassing you daily.

That beatch could scrub the schidt out of a kitchen though.
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