I can just imagine how this played out.

Wifes in bed: "Hunney do you hear Binky making funny noises out back, can you go check it out?" She gets up only to realize that her husand is not there.

Her curiosity gets the best of her, so she goes downstairs and to find out what is wrong with the dog, and finds her husband mounting Binky.

She reaches for the cell and she quietly thinks to herself..."Maybe I should have put out a lil more often?? "