My 4th was final last Thursday. Trap is right, KK. Luckily, I escaped in good shape.

Hey, I prefer MILF's too, the problem is their kids who have serial killers as their computer screen savers(true story). But as she said, "You are too critical".

For a weekend, I'll take Cruz.

For a relationship, a gal who can cook, net a fish, make me laugh, and be downright beautiful in jeans and a T-shirt.

I'm tired of the Nordstrom's shop-a-holics and "we have to go out and do happy hour". I'd rather work together and make a Marg and barbecue.