A blonde gets on a plane bound for New York and sits down in first class. After take-off, the stewardess comes up to the blonde and says:" Excuse me, you will have to move, your ticket is for coach class". "I WILL NOT", says the blonde, "I am blonde, I am beautiful, I am going to New York, and I am going FIRST CLASS, so leave me alone." "Oh my", said the stewardess, and off she went to get the co-pilot. The co-pilot approached the blonde and said: "Excuse me ma'am, that seat is not yours, you will have to move." "I WILL NOT MOVE", said the blonde, "I am blonde,I am beautiful, and I am going to New York, and I am going first class." The stewardess and co-pilot went to get the pilot. "Let me handle this", said the pilot, "I am married to a dumb blonde, I know just what to do." So he walks back and whispers something into the blonde's ear. "WELL!!!, why didn't you say so?", said the blonde, "Of course I will move". And off she went back to coach class. "What did you say?" asked the co-pilot. "I told her first class was not going to New York" said the pilot.