From time to time I entertain myself by writing song parody's with a fishing bent...this one is more a saga for the numerous friends and family I have taken to the Peninsula only to return without so much as getting to wet a line...

To the tune of AC/DC's 'Shot Down in Flames':

Out on the Pen, looking for a steelie
Gonna get me hooked up
Then the clouds came and hung over me
And began to dump
So I sat there and moaned and thought about the weather
and said isn't this f***in swell
I said, once again I have rolled the dice
And wound up in rainy Hell.........

Shot down by rain
Shot down by rain
Ain't it a shame
To be shot down by rain

Find a bar, try to find a honey
but there's aren't any there
So we buy some beer
and head to the forest
I really don't care, no
Said buddy, this is drivin me crazy
We came out here to wet a line
Then my buddy gets a chip on his shoulder says
This happens nearly every time, doh!

Shot down by rain
Shot down by rain
Ain't it a shame
To be shot down by rain