You know how they always have one of those "Guess how many corkies are in the jar." raffles at the shows?
Well my wife is always asking my friends how many corkies does it take to fill a basement. rolleyes

Hey Bob, maybe for the next raffle we could do that instead of a name drawing.
Wait a second, better scratch that idea 'cause then I'd actually have to clean out the downstairs and count them buggers. beathead

Come to think of it, ignorance is bliss.

Hey honey, look! The new "paisley/alligator" corkies are in! And they've got 'em in size 6 too! eek
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Matt. 8:27   The men were amazed and asked, “What kind of man is this? Even the winds and the waves obey him!”