zipperlip, zipperlip, zipperlip!!! Some of these guys need to put a zipper in their ass so they can get their head out now and then!

I mean really, is there really an entire river that is a zipperlip? No, they are all listed on these cool things called MAPS! Now, you may have a few holes on the river you keep quiet, but entire rivers? Who has never heard of the Skook? I drive over it weekly, and there is a sign on the bridge that says of all things "Skookumchuck River"! Damn state government giving out the zipper names! They should all be shot. And then when Downriggin' got blasted for giving tips an fishing for Blackmouth on the super secret zipperlip of Puget Sound I thought this has just gone too far. PUGET SOUND???? Man, now that was a secret. All this time I thought it was a mirage. There is fish in there? I gotta' try that one!

Really folks, can't we all just get along? How many people on this board are going to flock to a zipperlip anyway? 10? Now Field and Stream I could understand the outrage, but here? I thought we all were a big ol' happy family here! All kids of Big Daddy Bob! Speaking of, Bob where is my allowance for this week???