I want to bring all of you new members (Numbers 60 or later) up to speed on Board Policy regarding Zipperlip Rivers for the Piscatorial Pursuits Board.

Most of you are probaly not aware of an appointment that was made several years ago by the founder of this Board.

In a very smoky, closed door room, rank with corruption, I was appointed as Global Vice President of Zipperlips by Mr. Ball and Mr Alger.
It was very ugly and evil.


Board Policy on these matter reads as such:

Comments and remarks about ALL Zipperlips are to be reported to me directly via e-mail. Methods employed, bait/tackle used, tide information, times fished, GPS coordinates, etc to each pristine location are to be forwarded to yours truly immeadiately without question.


After all information has been screened, I will personally travel to said location and verify it's authenticity. If you are lying, I will let you know. After such time, I will promptly return to my PC and deal with all of the dam Hooligans on this board.

If you screw with me, you will wake up with a Great Lakes crusty king head under the covers of your bed. Don't make me angry. I am not to be tested on this matter.