Gee Mr. Hawk,

You seem to be the all knowing "Guru" of these Steelhead critters. I was wondering if you could tell me when this run thing starts? Now, I don't need to know the exact time, just what day it will be and what bait to use, etc.
Since everyone tells you all their secrets, maybe you wouldn't mind if I just followed you around and stand reeeal close to ya. Heck, I'd even be willing to share some soda and vienna sausages. If ya happen to fall in the river, I'd even being williing to throw you that inflateable pig so's you wouldn't drown.