Hmmm.. Sign up is on 19th Street... warm up and such... walk through campus, stop off at Moore Hall and/or Sue Lumbard to refuel... Then down to the Tav briefly before continuing on to make the Oak Rail, Mint, Horseshoe, and Palace loop.... Drunk bus back to location A for the second leg of the triathalon....

That is... if you can still walk on your two legs. You really need to be a seasoned Ezburg playa to attempt such a race.