All right 4Salt
All right 4Salt
Now you really got me mad! I knew this would draw you out and I have had it with you; I am challenging you to a dull!
1) Since it's my dull, I make the rules!
2) The choice of weapons will be size 2 rubber bands for you
3) Because I am much older then you, I get to use the 7x1/8 size "Big Bands"
4) All rubber bands must be made of pure rubber (no junky rubber allowed)
5) The place will be "on the water" at an undisclosed location.
6) The time will be "when I see you", and not one minute later.
7) You will also be required to be blindfolded
8) I will not be required to be blindfolded because my eyes are not as good as they used to be.
9) Spectators must be members of our board (no exceptions, except maybe CNN)
10) The winner of the dull must publicly admit his defeat on our board.
11) You may bring "chappy" along as your "rubber bearer".
12) My barer may be Mirco or Dan S.
Warning! Before you except my challenge, I must first warn you that I used to be the "best" shooter in my class (5 shoots in dime at 100 yards). I am a retired rubber band champion and hold 2 degrees in fast band shooting. I also was second runner up in the world class "fast shooter" in the 2001 -2002 national rubber band championships. I currently am a holder of a first degree black rubber belt. I also was champion in the "one handed" rubber band national championships in 1999. If you loose, you will be force to donate $1000 dollars to our board. If I loose, I will hand over my black rubber belt and 1000 of my best rubbers to you.
PS, take your time when you put your reply together, because the whole board is watching and waiting to hear what it is!
Cowlitzfisherman