Enough is enough!!


Now I am really mad!

While all you guys were arguing about Einstein, and worrying about "bearing" yourself, some no good tree hugging peace loving war protester broke into my bunker of RBOMD (Rubber Bans of Mass Destruction). Every single one had been frayed! After calling in the inspectors, traces of Salt were discovered! I wonder who would want to do something so evil.

The inspectors are currently analyzing the text that was written on the bunker doors. Someone left an unidentifiable message which was sprayed out in large red lettering saying "metaphor".

The inspectors believe it to be some form of secret code that encourages the terrorist who have not yet come out of there closet, to now revolt against us "hardcore" rubber band fighters! Little do they know that we had been preparing for such a terrorist attack, and that we have already taken this into our dulling strategies plan.

Because of the collateral damage concerns of the many, we are now adjusting as we go. Our plan is flexible and we had planned adjustments into my dull challenge from the very beginning. The new changes are; both Dan and Mirco will be allowed to ware shorts. In all fairness, 4Salt and his team can also where shorts. But if we allow 4Salt and his team to ware shorts, another change will have to be triggered!

All spectators now must ware dark sunglasses because of the blinding glare from 4Salts team's legs. If we don't do this, the spectators will surely think that 4Salt and his "bright minded team" are all waving "white flags". Our team is very concern about some of 4Salts "bearers".

Intelligence has it that one of 4Salts proposed bearers (Salmo G) has been seen using a small rubber raft on many of the streams (possible mining). This could give 4Salt a very unfair advantage! Measures have now been taken to commandeer Salmo's rubber duck raft and use it for backup rubber bands supplies.

Rumor has it that 4Salt has set rolls of rubber bands on fire at several different dulling locations (boat ramps). Tactic like this are against all rubber band dulling ethics and if proven to be true, they'll be prosecuted to the fullest by the world Rubber Band Council (RBC).

The dull is coming closer and to an end. Fresh supplies of new bands are on the way, and it looks like 4Salt tactics have failed...make no mistake, we will prevail!!

4Salt has already started a massive propaganda campaign, but he and his bearers will not succeed.

I will keep everyone updated as new information or intelligence arrives.


Cowlitzfisherman