A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to
her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells
nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to the
co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit
against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's
sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells good?"

The woman replies, "It's Dave, the midget."