Cuttie, er, genius,

Why?

And it doesn't look like you're manipulating the salmon life cycle. You're just placing it in your yard. What is your point? To have your own salmon run? Hmmm, I once had an idea to hijack an entire run of hatchery steelhead. It was kinda' cool, but I didn't follow through completely on it since it might have been sort of illegal. Other than that, it was one of the coolest youthful pranks I ever dreamed up.

Sincerely,

Salmo g.