Aw, Cmon you guys! You are SOOOO missing the point!!! Don't any of you get it? The rise in mosquito incidents is a DIRECT corrolation to the federal government's mandate on trapping fruit bats. Until then, the fruit bats, the natural predator of the mosquito, kept the population in check. Can you not see this? It is we lousy humans who have invaded the natural territory of the mosquito. THIS IS ALL OUR OWN DAMN FAULT!! If the government hadn't declared body gripping traps illegal and the fruit bat a federally protected species, THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!!! Just last week here in Tumwater, a woman was out on her back deck enjoying the sunset when a roving band of mosquitos brutally and maliciously attacked her 3 year old little girl, and slowly began to drag her off into the bushes to do GOD KNOWS WHAT! Thankfully she had the peace of mind to grab the skin so soft and a couple of Bounce dryer sheets (Anyone tried that one? Works great, by the way) and was able to rescue the girl from the clutches of these loathsome predators of the night.

PULL YOUR HEADS OUT PEOPLE!!! We are at fault. Bad humans, baaaad.........