stlhead.....nice story...come to work for me and I'll pay you $2.00 an hour under the table that way you won't have to give any of your money to the "man"....you can save up and give 10% of your savings to the homeless and another 10% to help illegal aliens find housing and go to colleges for free. I don't drink so I won't sip any martinis while you work your ass off but I can eat pistachios and bounce the shells off your head to amuse myself while I read the Wall Street Journal....Oh and when your earned income tax credit comes in the mail I know you won't accept it so I'll take it and put some more gas in my SUV or maybe my boats. Ain't capitalism grand!!