Here's a few

1. Black guys dont fish cause most of them can't swim!
2. Here's my buddies favorite "Salmon don't bite in the mouth of the Puyallup".
3. Trolling the clay banks to slag pile sucks
4. Fishflashers don't work in the Sound!
5. There's nothing but dogfish in the sound!
6. Always add 3 lbs to the fish since it was weighed after the guts were removed!