Oh you guys are killing me! This is some great ammo for the coming season.
The best thing I ever pulled was slipping a sand shrimp in my buddy's ham and cheese sandwich... It still makes me laugh just thinking about it. This is the kind of guy that smells EVERYTHING before he tastes it and won't touch left-overs more than a day old. he is always screwing with my drag while the rod is in the holder when I am not looking and I always try to throw him off balance with erratic oar stroke when he is least expecting it, you know the usual immature stuff while you are fishing.
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In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.