A very astute observation Piper! Actually I was accosted with said fire arm by a disgruntled prostitute who recently escaped from the Women's Correctional Facility at Purdy. That's how I ended up on the island in the first place!

I guess it would be safe to assume then that you were extremely angry at the last black mass you attended when your fellow Satan worshippers botched the animal sacrifice, causing you to destroy the nearest Jack-O-Lantern! :p