Oh God PLEASE don't ever let me be stranded on an island with Surecatch or Cupo.
Kid(i'm super greasy) Rock AND Bruce(i need to wash my hair) Springstein would make my visit on that island very unpleasant. And we would surely starve cuz all the vegatation would die from the endless vibrations emitted by the constrution site/torturing a cat symphony of disaster coming from the boomboxes.
*Just kidding*

To calm things down i would have to break out the:

STATIC-X: Wisconsin deathtrip
Queensryche: Rage for Order
Prong: Rude Awakening
On my kickazz, handcranked cd/weather radio.