DEAR LUPO,

WERE YOU THE ONE AT THE W.T.O. RIOTS WE SAW TEARING DOWN THE OLD NAVY SIGN WHILE WEARING YOUR OLD NAVY JEANS? I JUST LIKE TO KNOW WHO I'M DEALING WITH.

WHEN YOU SAY,"HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE BOOK?"--DO YOU MEAN THE COMIC BOOK WRITTEN BY EDWARD ABBEY--THE ONE THAT SUGGESTS THAT CAPITALISM IS EVIL AND ADVOCATES ILLEGALLY DESTROYING PRIVATELY AND PUBLICALLY OWNED PROPERTY.
THE KIND OF ENVIROMENTAL PORNOGRAPHIC RAG THAT INCOURAGES MALCONTENTS TO SPIKE OLD GROWTH TREES AND THROW BALL BEARINGS AT POLICE OFFICERS AND THEIR HORSES--IS THAT THE BOOK YOU MEAN?

I DON'T OWN A COPY OF IT, BUT I'D LOVE TO HAVE ONE AROUND--JUST IN CASE I RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER-- YOU KNOW--REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE AND ALL.

AS FOR USING THE QUOTE,"IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHING--YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHING''--IT'S A GREAT QUOTE AND I'M NOT ABOVE PLAGIARISM.

HOWEVER, IF IT BOTHERS YOU THAT MUCH-- I'LL END MY POST WITH A NEW QUOTE.


"KISS MY ASS--I'M AN AMERICAN"

-TED NUGENT '99