Ok grandpa you started it.

The UW football team was placed in a remedial English class. The
professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
All of the players raised their hands.
"The appeal," they shouted with pride.


Q: Why do Husky football players have such small steering wheels in their cars?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.


Q: Did you hear about the new Husky Honor System?
A: Yes, Your Honor, No Your Honor

Thought this might be appropriate this year