The King: Did you ever consider that the firewood was over by the naked woman and that was what they were fighting over?

True story: A game warden friend of mine saw several women fishing topless on the Middle Fork of the Snoqualmie. As he conducted "surveillance" he saw a guy he had ticketed many times before, casting a spoon and working his way toward the women. He stopped the spoon tosser and was able to ticket him for failure to pinch his barbs. The spoon tossers said, "Hell I wasn't even fishing, I just tied on the first lure I found and headed up river to get a look at those women."

I would have let him off but my friend did not.