Six Things You Can Do To Help Salmon

1. When you buy a new washing machine throw the old one in the yard with the others. It helps hide all the other garbage on the reservation.

2. When you let your fishing boat sink at the dock just leave it there for a few years. Hopefully it will become fish habitat in 100 years after all the toxins wash out into the ocean.

3. Instead of washing your car at home, Just leave that fluid leaking bucket of rust in the front yard with the rest of the old appliances. Its better if you live net to a stream or wter that drains into a stream.

4. Do not fence mother earth she hates fences.
Let your dogs roam in the customary manner to knock over all the over flowing garbage cans. Let the Sanicans at your boat lauches overflow into the parking lots. When it rains it just washes the human sewage into the the ocean


5. When your septic system fails save the $10 to $25K and just pipe it into an open cess pool. Where you keep your cows and horses works just as well as any place. You can use the money saved for more booze and drugs.

6. Just use the Wild salmon and Steelhead you catch when the markets low and it's too cheap to sell for crab bait. Better yet leave it in the net to rot the scavengers deserve wild salmon and Steelhead just as much as sportsman.


The number one thing the tribes can do to save Salmon. Quit netting and get a Casino job.