Damn you Local !! I don't WANT TO fish Mud Bay!!

You can't make me..........
You can't make me.............

I can see it now. A shady-looking character is hanging out behind Monte Square.

"Psssst. Hey kid.........need a river permit?"
"I don't know mister......my folks warned me about people like you."
"Don't worry kid.....all the cool kids are doing it."
"well, how much?"
"Fifty bucks, kid........and that's a steal."

And the next thing you know, that poor strung-out kid is stealing Local's and DrifterWa's TV's so he can get his Wynoochee fix. A sad, sad story, to be sure.