Rob..some advise:

Don't bother with a law degree....You will never make it as a lawyer.

Go to Costco and buy one of those commercial rolls of foil...There should be enough to wrap your whole body in atleast one layer..and you should designate a room at home and completely cover the walls , floor and ceiling with two layers of foil....make a big box out of lead and wrap that in foil....get inside the box and stay there. We'll send a messenger when the coast is clear.