Or better yet stick 'em somewhere in your bosses office. This works great just keep a straight face. I sorta miss my old boss, for some reason her presence was enough to make me think about the Hoh.
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"A river is remarkably like an elm-tree, and it requires but little imagination to picture it standing upright, with all of its lakes hanging upon its spreading branches, the topmost eighty miles in height.
John Muir