Excellent Post, but I want some more points for the following:

1. Wife wanted divorce because I loved fishing more then her;
2. Marriage counselor explained to me that fishing as much as I do was the same as having a mistress;
3. After divorce I have one chair in the house, but have all of my rods, gear, and drift boat.
4 Bought house back from wife because I have a large outbuilding to store the above.
5. and to be socially responsible I mentor kids in jail and explain that fighting a fish is much more fun then doing a drive by shooting.