Yeah this anti-environmental administration is totally raping the earth and killing all wildlife. I'm sure all the animals I see everyday are fake, and the hundred steelhead I've hooked this year are mechanical used to fool sportsmen by the evil mean-spirited people in the White House. The 150 elk that roam near my parents house that weren't there a few years back must have been planted by President Bush himself to make me believe there is an abundant amount of wildlife.

Those evil, mean people. Before we know it the children will be starving, old folks will be eating cat food and living in the streets, and all the vegetation and trees will die and the earth will become a vast wasteland. Unless of course Bush is defeated and Lurch inhabits the Oval Orifice, then all will be happy and pleasant and the common people will rejoice and sing Kum-Bai-Ya near the town square.

Look out!!!! Here comes the right-wing hammer run for your lives!!!