Grandpa,

It's one thing to disagree (I actually sort of enjoy it); it's another to accuse someone of dishonesty.

But... given my admittedly over-the-top reaction, your simple, straightforward apology is more than gracious and leaves me feeling not a little chagrinned. I'll accept your apology and thank you for not taking the bait. I propose a temporary cease-fire, in which time I'll review Sam's petition. Then we can debate its merits and go back to keeping our digs as understated as possible.